Markรฉt, 32
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At the very start, let me point out that we both have something in common. You donโt know what Iโm going to writeโฆ and neither do I ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Well, I am a dynamic figure, 1+4+3+6+3+2+2+4+3+1+2+1 years old, ENTJ personality, fluent in Czech ๐จ๐ฟ and sarcasm, awesome bathroom singer ๐ถ, green tea lover ๐ต, fluffy bunniesโ admirer ๐, pizza enthusiast ๐, Czech beer drinker ๐ป, Marvel universe fan ๐ช, theoretical chess player โ๏ธ, ice hockey watcher ๐ and toilet paper apocalypse 2020 survivor ๐งป.
Omnipotent, but an apathetic underachiever, mindless ignorant of social networks. Often seen at squash court - I can hurl squash rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.
Iโve been waiting all winter to start complaining about the summer heat ๐ฅต โ high temperatures make me realize I canโt go to hell.
Sometimes, I prefer to use my face for emoticons. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket ๐. I manage time efficiently and my bills are all paid. ๐ฒ
I never seen to make the same mistake twice - I make it five or six times, just to be sure. I donโt believe in miracles. I rely on them. I cook thirty-minute brownies in twenty minutes. I wake up every morning with the excitement of wanting to go directly back to sleep.
The biggest lie I tell myself is โI donโt need to write that down, Iโll remember itโ Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life but โ of course โ I forgot to write it down so donโt ask me about it.
I have spoken with former Czech president several times. I am humble. I have no need to brag.
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Well, I am a dynamic figure, 1+4+3+6+3+2+2+4+3+1+2+1 years old, ENTJ personality, fluent in Czech ๐จ๐ฟ and sarcasm, awesome bathroom singer ๐ถ, green tea lover ๐ต, fluffy bunniesโ admirer ๐, pizza enthusiast ๐, Czech beer drinker ๐ป, Marvel universe fan ๐ช, theoretical chess player โ๏ธ, ice hockey watcher ๐ and toilet paper apocalypse 2020 survivor ๐งป.
Omnipotent, but an apathetic underachiever, mindless ignorant of social networks. Often seen at squash court - I can hurl squash rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.
Iโve been waiting all winter to start complaining about the summer heat ๐ฅต โ high temperatures make me realize I canโt go to hell.
Sometimes, I prefer to use my face for emoticons. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket ๐. I manage time efficiently and my bills are all paid. ๐ฒ
I never seen to make the same mistake twice - I make it five or six times, just to be sure. I donโt believe in miracles. I rely on them. I cook thirty-minute brownies in twenty minutes. I wake up every morning with the excitement of wanting to go directly back to sleep.
The biggest lie I tell myself is โI donโt need to write that down, Iโll remember itโ Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life but โ of course โ I forgot to write it down so donโt ask me about it.
I have spoken with former Czech president several times. I am humble. I have no need to brag.
